Not ever silent

Sweet tooth

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 08:26:00 -0400

L: Mama, what does ‘paradise’ mean?

Me: It’s a place where everything is perfect.

L: So paradise is Candyland?

Taxonomy

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 18:18:42 -0500

Me: “G, you’re such a love.”

G: No, I not a love! I a dragon!

Wearable handkerchief

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 19:17:00 -0500

“Hey, so thanks for rubbing your snot all over my shirt.”

I didn’t have any snot!

“So what are you doing then?”

I needed to use you for an itch-napkin.

“So what is that next to the salt? It looks like zebra...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:03:34 -0400

“So what is that next to the salt? It looks like zebra poop.” (Taken with Instagram)

“Since I don’t have an Olympic torch, I made my own....

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:05:06 -0400

“Since I don’t have an Olympic torch, I made my own. This is the torch of the Kingdom of Love. And I’m the Queen, of course.” (Taken with Instagram)

“This is my superhero.” (Taken with Instagram)

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 13:10:13 -0400

“This is my superhero.” (Taken with Instagram)

Biomorphic

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 19:22:18 -0400

Mama, something spilled in the tushie crack of the couch.

Back seat question

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 11:54:29 -0400

Can everybody stop poking me in the nipples?

E asks: why does the ice cream store spell its name with an...

Tue, 29 May 2012 16:56:07 -0400

E asks: why does the ice cream store spell its name with an alien for the second letter? (Taken with instagram)

Mama, these bricks are called wibble-wobble bricks.

Wed, 16 May 2012 18:20:00 -0400

Mama, these bricks are called wibble-wobble bricks.

Mama, those birds are vertebrates.

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:19:00 -0400

Mama, those birds are vertebrates.

Civil rights

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 01:42:17 -0500

“Honey, she asked you not to look. Please give her the same privacy you would want.”

What do you want me to do? I can’t put my eyes in prison!

Prepositions and dispositions

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:57:42 -0500

E: Why is it called ‘drop off?’ I mean, you don’t drop your kid off the car…you take them inside! You don’t drop them OFF!

L: Yeah! But if it *is* ‘drop off’, why is it ‘pick up?’ Shouldn’t it be ‘pick on?’

E: It can’t be ‘pick on’ because that means teasing. So maybe it shouldn’t be ‘drop off.’

L: So if it’s ‘pick up’ then maybe it’s ‘drop down!’

E: No, that’s a menu on a computer.

L: You can get noodles on the computer?

A precocious existential crisis

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:50:18 -0500

Sometimes I worry that we’re not real, and we’re all just characters in someone else’s dream.

Even if Santa Claus is coming to town

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:29:22 -0500

Well, we don’t need to be good for goodness’ sake, because we celebrate Chanukah.

Sour

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:51:31 -0500

I just can’t eat them. They go down my spine too much.

G's first three-word sentence

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500

NOT NICE, MAMA!

Anticipation

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:04:41 -0400

I cannot WAIT to get my face on that ice cream!

Country royalty: Mama! Look at the princess in the newspaper!

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 07:12:26 -0400

Country royalty: Mama! Look at the princess in the newspaper!

On hail on the first of August

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:25:41 -0400

Why is it raining ice? Did this rain come all the way from the North Pole?