The speech and language component of The Not-Ever-Still Life.
L: Mama, what does ‘paradise’ mean?
Me: It’s a place where everything is perfect.
L: So paradise is Candyland?
Me: “G, you’re such a love.”
G: No, I not a love! I a dragon!
"Hey, so thanks for rubbing your snot all over my shirt."
I didn’t have any snot!
"So what are you doing then?"
I needed to use you for an itch-napkin.
Mama, something spilled in the tushie crack of the couch.
Back seat question
Can everybody stop poking me in the nipples?