Apr
19
Sweet tooth
L: Mama, what does ‘paradise’ mean?
Me: It’s a place where everything is perfect.
L: So paradise is Candyland?
Not ever silent
The speech and language component of The Not-Ever-Still Life.
Nov
15
Taxonomy
Me: “G, you’re such a love.”
G: No, I not a love! I a dragon!
Nov
5
Wearable handkerchief
“Hey, so thanks for rubbing your snot all over my shirt.”
I didn’t have any snot!
“So what are you doing then?”
I needed to use you for an itch-napkin.
Aug
12
“Since I don’t have an Olympic torch, I made my own. This is the torch of the Kingdom of Love. And I’m the Queen, of course.” (Taken with Instagram)
Jun
28
Biomorphic
Mama, something spilled in the tushie crack of the couch.
Jun
10
Back seat question
Can everybody stop poking me in the nipples?
May
29
E asks: why does the ice cream store spell its name with an alien for the second letter? (Taken with instagram)
May
16
Mama, these bricks are called wibble-wobble bricks.
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